"you’re an adult now"
"you need to choose a career"
"you need to make your own doctor’s appointment"
Good pick up line:
Nice shirt, I like that band
Better pick up line:
Nice shirt, I’m in that band
The perfect daddy will
•color with you
•spank you hard when you’re bad
•put you in time outs when you need them
•tell you that you’re the cutest, sexiest, and most beautiful little girl in the world
•surprise you with gifts
•take you out to your favorite places on a whim
•pig out with you and have a movie marathon
Sounds like Heaven.
when you grab his shaft, yell “pull the lever kronk”